Megan

aschoolgirlcrush:

do you ever have those moments where you look at the people you’re with and wonder, am I turning into them? am I turning into a pretentious person? Or a dirty hipster? Maybe a cool alt girl? Or a strong feminist? What am I

officialunitedstates:

steal his look: animal i found on the beach
whiskers:  maybe $60k
a smile:  honestly, thats priceless
sand:  $300
giant blurry log:  $1400

officialunitedstates:

steal his look: animal i found on the beach

whiskers:  maybe $60k

a smile:  honestly, thats priceless

sand:  $300

giant blurry log:  $1400

People always make Juliet out to be dumb in Romeo and Juliet, but I think she at least had some sense where Romeo didn't have much of any
Romeo: I was thinking about this chick earlier who I said I was in love with but now I love that girl over there that is very likely to either belong to my family's enemy or be close with my family's enemy as it is their party I am crashing
Juliet: I do not like being so young and forced into a relationship with an older man, but oh there's a cute guy more my age over there. And since he's here he must have been invited and is there for a reasonable love match for myself
--
Romeo: We should kiss right now at this party
Juliet: No that is a super dumb idea
Romeo: *kisses her anyway*
Juliet: That was dumb of you
--
Romeo: We should get married right now
Juliet: We don't know each other. Shouldn't we wait until at least a little time has passed?
Romeo: Like tomorrow?
Juliet: Sure, fine.
--
Juliet: We're married now, so we have to try and make things better between our families.
Romeo: Right.
Romeo: It seems I have killed your cousin and am now exiled.
--
Juliet: Ok so since Romeo fucked up I'm gonna fix this shit by taking a harmless sleeping liquid. He'll come and get me and we can go away together.
Romeo: *immediately kills himself*
Juliet: For fucks sake.
zooophagous:

prokopetz:

skittles-n-gravy:

perpetual-galaxies:

Jack is hardcore as fuck

scare me like one of your french girls

For money money, the most interesting thing about this confrontation is how completely it inverts the final scenes of a typical Disney film. In most cases, the hero is physically and/or supernaturally outmatched, and triumphs through determination and ingenuity; here, the villain spends the the whole fight running scared, while the protagonist casually no-sells everything that’s thrown at him. And there’s no ironic Disney Death keeping the protagonist’s hands clean, either. Jack just straight-up murders Oogie with malice aforethought while Oogie is running away - and by having Santa Claus himself strike the final blow, the film legitimises Jack’s killing of Oogie as the morally correct course of action.

You don’t fuck around with the motherfucking pumpkin king

zooophagous:

prokopetz:

skittles-n-gravy:

perpetual-galaxies:

Jack is hardcore as fuck

scare me like one of your french girls

For money money, the most interesting thing about this confrontation is how completely it inverts the final scenes of a typical Disney film. In most cases, the hero is physically and/or supernaturally outmatched, and triumphs through determination and ingenuity; here, the villain spends the the whole fight running scared, while the protagonist casually no-sells everything that’s thrown at him. And there’s no ironic Disney Death keeping the protagonist’s hands clean, either. Jack just straight-up murders Oogie with malice aforethought while Oogie is running away - and by having Santa Claus himself strike the final blow, the film legitimises Jack’s killing of Oogie as the morally correct course of action.

You don’t fuck around with the motherfucking pumpkin king

thetrevorproject:

terminal-bisexuality:

I know HIMYM has a few bad lines, but this is the least heteronormative thing I’ve ever heard a dad say to their child, and it’s a line in a TV show.

Bi visibility, FTW!

assiest:

you can’t spell thug without hug

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fosterash:

ohcorny:

star-lord-bucks:

ohcorny:

so this is what i ended up with for the “make your audience angry” assignment
i dont know about ya’ll but that phrase pisses me right the hell off

Please stop.
Nobody treats boys like animals who run around and do whatever they want.
No children go unpunished for hurting someone in society.
This is not a real thing.
Stop making women the only people who can be harmed and men the only ones who can cause harm
Stop
Stop
Stop
S
T
O
P



Can’t stop won’t stop
Because THERE ARE boys who aren’t held accountable for bullying girls. They’re told “oh boys will be boys”, “They’re just children”, “that’s how you know boys like a girl.” No, fuck that and fuck you. The notion that causing ill intent and harm is a good thing and should be excused is fucking stupid. There are also GROWN MEN who are not held accountable for sexually, emotionally, and physically abusing girls and the reason why is because our society accepts “boys will be boys” as a normal social concept. 
So no
we will not stop and we will never stop until bullying of all sexes is extinguished. 

fosterash:

ohcorny:

star-lord-bucks:

ohcorny:

so this is what i ended up with for the “make your audience angry” assignment

i dont know about ya’ll but that phrase pisses me right the hell off

Please stop.

Nobody treats boys like animals who run around and do whatever they want.

No children go unpunished for hurting someone in society.

This is not a real thing.

Stop making women the only people who can be harmed and men the only ones who can cause harm

Stop

Stop

Stop

S

T

O

P

Can’t stop won’t stop

Because THERE ARE boys who aren’t held accountable for bullying girls. They’re told “oh boys will be boys”, “They’re just children”, “that’s how you know boys like a girl.” No, fuck that and fuck you. The notion that causing ill intent and harm is a good thing and should be excused is fucking stupid. There are also GROWN MEN who are not held accountable for sexually, emotionally, and physically abusing girls and the reason why is because our society accepts “boys will be boys” as a normal social concept. 

So no

we will not stop and we will never stop until bullying of all sexes is extinguished. 

Pls stop

Pls stop

cakejam:

adobe-outdesign:

sociallychallengednerd:

what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred. 

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wow what version of windows do u have this is 2014

iguanamouth:

g3twrecked:

I don’t even understand humor on this place any more

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